iitian jokes

Pappu: Boys are intelligent than girls.
Girlfriend: Any proof?
Pappu: You always say intelli-GENTS, but you never say intelli-LADIES!

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Teacher: Can you please tell the class why you are so late?
Pappu: Someone told me to go to hell.
Teacher: So?
Pappu: Couldn't find it at first. But now I'm here!

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Aunty: Beta Kitne Bade Ho Gaye Ho Tum!
Pappu: Kya Karun Aunty Aur Koi Option Hi Nahi Tha!

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Teacher: What's the difference between Pyaar and Shaadi?
Pappu: Very Simple Sir, Pyaar Insaan Ko Andha Bana Deta Hai Aur Shaadi Insaan Ki Aankhein Khol Deti Hai!

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Bunty: Hey sweetheart, meet my friend Pappu.
Girlfriend: Hi, what do you do?
Pappu: I am the co-author of all the text messages you receive!

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Pappu: I've got a new anorexic girlfriend, but it's not going too well.
Bittu: What happened?
Pappu: I'm seeing less and less of her!

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Pappu: You know I fell off a 50 ft tall ladder once.
Girlfriend: Oh my God! how did you survive?
Pappu: I fell off the bottom rung!

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Pappu: You know I fell off a 50 ft tall ladder once.
Girlfriend: Oh my God! how did you survive?
Pappu: I fell off the bottom rung!

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Teacher: If you think you are good and fast in maths then tell me what is 12 x 45 = ?
Pappu: 132
Teacher: That's wrong.
Pappu: But it is fast!

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