iitian jokes

Ek Ladki Ki Nayi Nayi Shaadi Hui...

Bahu Ka Mann Udaas Na Ho Issliye Sab Gharwaalon Ne Socha Uska Khaas Khayal Rakhenge...

Subah-Subah Hi Sasur Bole: Aaj Se Tum Meri Bahu Nahi Beti Ho...

Shaam Ko Saas Bhi Boli: Aaj Se Tum Meri Bahu Nahi Beti Ho...

Phir Nanad Boli: Aaj Se Aap Meri Badi Bahen Ho...
Shaam Ko Jab Pati Lauta Toh Bahu Boli: Maa Ji... Babu Ji.... Bhaiyaa Aa Gaye... Didi... Bhaiyaa Aa Gaye...

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Thekedar Se Setting Ho Jaane Ke Baad Clerk Ne Sahab Ko Bata Kar File Rakhi.

Sahab Ne Likha "Approved"

Do Din Baad Thekedar Apne Vaade Se Mukar Gaya.
Clerk Ne Sahab Ko Bataya.
Sahab Bole Ab Kya Karein?
Clerk Ke Dimaag Ka Kamaal Dekhiye...
Clerk Ne Kaha - Sir "Approved" Ke Pehle "Not" Likh Deejiye.

Ab Thekedar Pareshan. Phir Se Setting Huyi. Clerk Ne Phir Se Sahab Ke Saamne File Lekar Pahuncha.

Sahab Jhallaye Aur Clerk Se Pucha: Ab Kya Karein?
Phir Clerk Ke Dimaag Ka Kamaal Dekhiye...
Clerk Ne Kaha Sir: "Not" Mein Kewal "E" Laga Dein Means "Note Approved"

Ab Aap Hi Bataiye Ki Desh Kaun Chala Raha Hai.

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Zindagi Mein Sirf 'Paana' He Sabkuch Nahin Hota, Uske Saath Nut-Bolt Bhi Chahiye.
-Chhagan Mistree

Tum Mujhe Khoon Do... Mein Tumhee 3 Baje Tak Blood Report De Doonga.
-Ghanashyaam Leboretaree

Yahaan Khuda Hai, Vahaan Khuda Hai, Aaas Paas Khuda Hi Khuda Hai Aur Jahaan Khuda Nahin Hai, Vahaan Kal Khudegaa.
-Nagarpalika

Zindagi Mein Jab Aapko Koi Raasta Dikhayi Naa De, Koi Manzil Dikhayi Na De, Koi Apna Dikhayi Na De Toh... Mobile Mein Tourch Bhi Hota Hai, Usko Jala Lena.
-Pawan Mobile

Jeevan Mein Kabhi Ghabraahat Mehsoos Ho, Aap Paseene-Paseene Ho Rahe Hon Toh Yeh Sochein Ki Aapko Attack Aane Vala Hai. Yeh Bhi Ho Sakta Hai Ki Aapka Pankha Kharaab Ho.
Bhola Electrician

Kis Bhi Cheez Se Moh Mat Palo.... Jeevan Mein Tyag Karna Bhi Seekho... Apna Purana Aur Bekaar Samaan Mujhe De Do -Mango Kabadiya

India

Ek Baar Gaanv Mein Rehne Wala Banta Shehar Se Aye Apne Friends Ko Ghumaane Le Jaata Hai.

Gaadi Ke Saamane Ke Kaanch Se Doston Ko Kuch Bhi Dikhai Nahin De Raha Tha.

Lekin Banta Sadak Ke Tamaam Gaddhe Bachata Hua Badi Hi Safai Aur Proper Tareeke Se Gaadi Chala Raha Tha.

Doston Ne Hairaan Hokar Puchha: Yaar Banta, Saamane Kanch Se Kuch Bhi Saaf Najar Nahin Aa Raha Phir Bhi Tu Gaadi Itni Parfect Kaise Chala Le Raha Hai?!?

Banta: Kyaa Bataun Yaron... Apni Bhulane Ki Aadat Ke Karan Ab Tak Mere 40-50 Chashme Gum Ho Chuke Hein.

Dost: Are Banta, Hum Driving Ke Bare Mein Puch Rahe Hein.

Banta: Vahi Toh Bata Raha Hun. Chashme Banwa-Banwa Kar Mein Pareshaan Ho Gaya Tha.... Tab Maine Gaadi Ka Kaanch He Chashme Ke Number Vala Banakar Gaadi Mein Lagwa Liya. Ab Koi Dikkat nahin Aati.

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Ek Adami Ko Gas Ki Problem Thi. Vo Bahut Pareshaan Tha. Na Kahin Aata Tha Na Kahin Jaata Tha.

Ek Baar Kisi Vajah Se Usko Apni Sister Ke Ghar Jaana Padta Hai.

Sister Ke Ghar Jaate Samaye Raaste Mein Sochne Laga Ki Apne Bhanje Ke Liye Kya Le Ke Jaun? Phir Ek Dukaan Se Kuch Biscuits Aur Chocolates Le Li.

Ghar Pahunchte He Bhanje Ne Dekha Toh Khush Ho Ke Mama Aa Gaye, Mama Aa Gaye Bolta Hua Daudkar Mama Ke Paas Aaya.

Mama Ne Apni Pocket Se Biscuit Nikalkar Jaise He Use Dene Ke Liye Jhuke, Toh Jor Ke Aawaj Ke Saath Gas Nikal Gayi.

Ab Ye Toh Musibat Ho Gayi. Vo 5 Saal Ka Bachcha Biscuit Phenk Kar Neeche Late Kar Zor-Zor Se Rone Laga.

Mama Ne Use Uthakar Puchha: Kya Huya Kyun Ro Rahe Ho?

To Bachcha Aur Bhi Zor Se Rone Laga.

Mama Ne Use Uthakar, Bade Pyar Se Pucha: Kya Hua Beta? Ro Kyun Rahe Ho? Biscuits Nahin Chahiye? Chocolate Loge Kya?

Bhanja Rote Huye Bola: Humko Biscuit Aur Chocolate Nahin Chahiye. Humko Vo Pipudee Chahiye Jo Aapane Abhi-Abhi Bajaayee Hai!

India

Ek Aadmi Ki Shaadi Mein Jab Phere Lene Ki Baari Ayi Toh Pehle Phere Ke Waqt Hee Dulha Phatafat Dulhan Se Aagey Nikal Gaya.

Pandit Ji Ne Dulhe Ko Peechhe Rahane Ko Kaha.

Dusra Phera Ke Lete Waqt Phir Wahi... Dulha Bhagkar Dulhan Se Agey Nikal Gaya.

Pandit Ji Ne Phir Se Dulhe Ko Samjhaya Ki Bhai Tumhe Dulhan Se Peeche Rahna Hai, Aagey Mat Niklo.

Lekin Dulah Baar-Baar Aise Hee Teji Dikhata Aur Dulhan Se Agey Nikal Jaata.

Aisa Hota Dekh Dulhan Ke Pita Ko Gussa Aa Gaya Aur Ve Bola: Yeh Kaisa Dulha Hai Jo Phere Bhi Dhang Se Nahin Le Sakata. Aise Toh Yeh Shaadi Nahin Ho Sakti.

Dulhe Ke Chacha Ne Samajhaate Hue Kaha: Maaf Karna Bhai Sahab, Darasal Ladka Hariyana Roadways Mein Bus Driver Hai, Isliye Ise Baar-Baar Overtake Karne Ki Aadat Hai!

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