iitian jokes

Banta: What do men and beer bottles have in common?
Santa: They are both empty from the neck up!

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Jeeto saw beer bottles in the fridge and asked Santa, "What is this for?" Santa: I'm freezing the properties of Vijay Mallya! .

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.One of Santa's unmarried friends asked Santa, "How is to be as a husband?" Santa: Put your GPS on full volume for your daily commute and follow the instructions, you will get to know how is it to be!

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Banta: I am really looking for some adventure?
Santa: Then go visit your in-laws!

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Santa: A Police car brought me home drunk last night and...
Banta: And?
Santa: And I have no idea where I stole it from!

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Santa called on Flipkart's helpdesk.
Santa: Is it Flipkart?
Flipkart: Yes sir.
Santa: My wife has given birth to a baby boy.
Flipkart: So what?
Santa: It will be better If you provide me the cash offered by you.
Flipkart: Hey... which cash?
Santa: Aren't you that company who told in the advertisement 'Cash on delivery is available'?

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Santa: Look at this, my wife sent me a blank text.
Banta: But why would she do that?
Santa: Because she is not talking to me!

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Santa to his friend's son, "So what do you do?"
Friend's son: Uncle, I'm a naval surgeon?
Santa: My, how you doctors specialize!

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Santa to his friend's son, "So what do you do?"
Friend's son: Uncle, I'm a naval surgeon?
Santa: My, how you doctors specialize!

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