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iitian jokes

A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the woman is the boss, a chicken was given.

He got toward the end of the street and saw a couple outside gardening.

"Who's the boss around here?" he asked.

"I am." said the man.

"I have a black horse and a brown horse," the farmer said, "which one would you like?"

The man thought for a minute and said, "The black one."

"No, no, no, get the brown one." the man's wife said.

"Here's your chicken." said the farmer.

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An elderly couple Pauline & Frank were recently attending a church service at their retirement village.

The couple had just celebrated their 50th wedding anniversary.

About halfway through the service, Pauline took a pen and paper out of her purse, and wrote a note and handed it to Frank.

The note said: I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?

Frank scribbled back: "Put a new battery in your hearing aid.

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6 Weeks: I love you, I love you, I love you.
6 Months: Of course I love you.
6 Years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why the hell did I propose?

Back from Work:
6 Weeks: Honey, I'm home.
6 Months: BACK!!
6 Years: What did your mom cook for us today??

Gifts:
6 Weeks: Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.
6 Months: I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living room!
6 Years: Here's the money. Buy yourself something.

Phone Ringing:
6 Weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
6 Months: Here, for you.
6 Years: PHONE RINGING.

Cooking:
6 Weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
6 Months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
6 Years: AGAIN!!!!

Apology:
6 Weeks: Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you.
6 Months: Watch out! Don't do it again.
6 Years: What's not to understand about what I just said??

New Dress:
6 Weeks: Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress.
6 Months: You bought a new dress again???
6 Years: How much did THAT cost me?

TV:
6 Weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
6 Months: I like this movie.
6 Years: I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself.

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