iitian jokes

Santa Ne Bus Mein Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya.

Ladki: “Tumhare Ghar Mein Maan-Behen Nahi Hai Kya?”

Santa Bholepan Se: “Kya Pata, Mein To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hoon.“

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Santa Apni Aankhein Check Karwane Eye Specialist Ke Paas Gaya.

Doctor Santa Ke Aankhein Check Karke Bola: “Tumhein To Chashma Lagega.”

Santa: “Doctor Saab, Chashma Laga Ke Main Padh To Sakunga Na?”

Doctor: “Haan-Haan Bilkul.”

Santa: “Theek Hai Doctor Saab, Aapne To Ek Anpad Aadmi Ki Zindagi Bana Di.”

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Santa Subha-Subha Sair Karte Hue Jungle Ki Taraf Ja Pahuncha,

Wahaa Usne Ek Saamp Ko Ped Par Latka Hua Dekha, Aur Hass Ke Samp Se Bola.

Santa: “Oye, Sirf Latakne Se Height Nahi Badegi, Mummy Ko Bolo Complan Pilaye“

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Santa Ne Ek Bar Bazar Mein Amrood Khareede Aur Khane Laga.

Achanak Usne Dekha Ki Marood Ke Bich Mein Ek Keeda Hai.

Santa Gusse Se Amrood Wale Se: “Abe Oye, Tere Amrood Mein Se To Kida Nikla Hai”

Amrood Wale Ne Socha Ye Santa Hai, Isko Pagal Banaya Jaye, Bola.

Amrood Wala: “Bhai, Apni Apni Kismat Hai, Kya Pata Agle Amrood Mein Se Motorcycle Nikal Aaye”

Santa Ne Ye Suna Aur Khush Hoke Bola: “Achha, Chal Fir 5 Killo Pack Kar De“

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Santa Apni Aur Biwi Ki Blood Test Ki Report Lene Gaya.

Doctor: “Aapka Aur Aapki Patni Preeto Ka Blood Group Ek Hi Hai?”

Santa: “Hoga, Jaroor Hoga 25 Saal Se Mera Khoon Jo Pee Rahi Hai“

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Santa Apne Dost Banta Se Ek Sawaal Poochta Hai.

Santa: “Aisa Koun Sa Station Hai Jahaan Koi Bhi Train Nahi Rukti?”

Banta: “Nahi Yaar Aisa To Koi Bhi Station Nahi Hai Jahaan Koi Train Na Ruke”

Santa: “Acha Toh Tu Haar Gaya Na”

Banta: “Haan Yaar Phir Bhi Tu Bata”

Santa: “Abe Gadhe Radio Staion Hai Na Jahaan Koi Train Nahi Rukti“

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