Rajat Raj
iitian jokes
Santa Ko Apne Liye Koi Girlfriend Nahi Mill Rahi Thi,
Kisi Ne Usko Bataya Ki Bhagwan Ki Taspya Karne Se Har Cheez Mil Jati Hai.
To Usne Bhagwan Ki Tapsya Karni Shuru Kar Di, Usne Sache Dil Se Itni Tapsya Ki, Ki Bhagwan Ji Ko Usko Darshan Dene Hi Pade.
Bhagwan: “Bol Bachha Kya Chahiye?”
Santa: “Bhagwan Ji, Mujhe Ek Girlfriend De Dijiye”
Bhagwan: “Tu Muslim Hai To Katrina Dunga, Baniya Hai To Yana Gupta, Punjabi Hai To Kareena Kapoor, Bol Kya Nam Hai Tera”
Santa Khush Hoke: “Mohammad Santa Singh Aggarwal“
iitianjokes
india
Santa Ko Ek Bar Paisi Ki Jarurat Thhi, Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola.
Santa: “Yaar Mujhe 3000 Rs De De, Main Tujhe 2 Mahine Ke Baad Lota Dunga.”
Banta Ne Paisi De Diye, Mahine Bad Jab Santa Se Paisi Mange To Santa Use Ek Lota Dete Hue Bola.
Santa: “Ye Le Apna Wada Pura Kar Raha Hun, Pakad Ye Lota.“
iitianjokes
india
Santa Ek Din Zoo Mein Gaya.
Wahan Ek Tote Ke Pinjre Pe Likha Tha: “Ye Parrot (Tota) English, Punjabi Aur Hindi Jaanta Hai.”
Santa Ne Socha Ki Iss Tote Ko Chack Karte Hain,
Santa (English Mein): “Hey, Who Are You?”
Tota: “I Am A Parrot.”
Santa (Hindi Mein): “Tum Kaun Ho?”
Tota: “Mein Ek Tota Hun.”
Santa (Iss Baar Punjabi Mein): “Tussi Kaun Ho?”
Tota: “Main Teri Maa Da Yaar, Tennu Ikk Waar Samajh Nahi Aandi Tu Khota Te Main Tota.”
iitianjokes
india
Santa Apni Patni Ko Bata Raha Tha.
Santa: “Aaj Kisi Ne Mere Baap Ko Gali Di”
Santa Ki Biwi Preeto: “Accha, Fir?”
Santa Khush Hote Hue: “Par Mene Bhi Kasar Puri Kar Di Uske Baap Ko Gali Deke”
Preeto: “Lekin Vo Thha Kon?”
Santa: “Apna Beta, Pappu“
iitianjokes
india
Santa Apni Patni Ko Bata Raha Tha.
Santa: “Aaj Kisi Ne Mere Baap Ko Gali Di”
Santa Ki Biwi Preeto: “Accha, Fir?”
Santa Khush Hote Hue: “Par Mene Bhi Kasar Puri Kar Di Uske Baap Ko Gali Deke”
Preeto: “Lekin Vo Thha Kon?”
Santa: “Apna Beta, Pappu“
iitianjokes
india